Holding hair

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.

Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.

by Boatblder December 06, 2008

Hair sombrero

Halo of hair around the stinkstar

I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.

by possumbunny October 31, 2014

Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.

~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."

by Figure.10 May 26, 2009

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 05, 2006

sex hair

the kinky, mussed appearance that hair takes on after sex.

Sally buttoned up her blouse before the elevator doors opened, but she still was betrayed by her sex hair.

by Teighlorre November 07, 2006

hair crumbs

Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.

Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."

by JefreeStar January 20, 2009

blowjob hair

Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.

The silent film star Louise Brooks would be a good example of “blowjob hair.”

by Fritzo May 24, 2006