Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Beer Flop

A Canadian-Austrian drinking game played in a water body. Players chug a beer can in a body of water, stick the can in a flip flop (slippers) and race the flip flops. The players cannot move from their position or push the flip flop with their hands. The players are only allowed to push the water towards the flip flop to get it to the finish line. First flip flop across the line wins. For advanced players, they can also try beer flop extreme. In the extreme version the players have to be naked in the water body to play this game.

Let’s get naked and play beer flop.

by Baro35 August 24, 2018

Secret Beer

Beer which you have either rediscovered, or have in your possession without knowing its true origins. Typically a cheap beer. Typically left over from a forgotten party. Sometimes found in a hot car, or exposed to the elements for additional flavor enhancement.

"Hey, Sean brought up some secret beer from his car"
"Ugh! How long has it been there? And... can you pass me one?"

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Beer Tits

When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.

Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...

by Occvltist December 30, 2016

Beer ratio

Noun; used to describe the amount of beer in comparison to the amount of people at a given party or get-together.

John: Hey bro how was that party you went to last night?!

Bob: duude it sucked.. sucha shitty beer ratio.. like 1 case for 40 people!

by NICKlololol April 5, 2011

Guarding the beer

Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.

They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.

by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011

Beer Porn

In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.

I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.

(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)

by DaGanjaSamurai October 11, 2010