8 year old

Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old

12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!

by Himynamesjo192919 May 7, 2022

8 ball

verb. To send someone an invite to play 8 ball pool on imessage when they want to talk about something

I tried to ask her what was wrong but she 8 balled me

by TheVoicedFlame November 25, 2018

8 Minute Abs

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.

I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!

by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

8 september 2001

The best person in this world was born on this day- Tomiris.

Tomiris- I love everything about you. Thank you for being born on 8 September 2001!

by Macarenamacarenamacarena December 7, 2019

8->

A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.

EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006

8 O'clock

8 o'clock is code between guys for one to signal to the other that he has a chance to hook up with a girl. The one who calls 8 O'clock then leave's the girl and the guy alone together and perfectly set up for a hook up. the guy who leaves has stopped himself from being a third wheel.

2 guys walking together with one girl
Girl flirting with guy 1
Guy 2: dude it's 8 O'clock, see ya later. (leaves and girl 1 and guy 1 start hooking up.)
Guy 2: Success and it's only 4.45pm

by mr. john a bott April 27, 2011