8->

A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.

EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!

by krazykushluk November 13, 2006

8==8

8==8 can be used to denote docking, a sexual act in which one inserts the tip of his penis into another one's foreskin, thus creating the "ball (8) to ball tube."

"Yo, me and my main man had such a fun night last night, we did some 8==8 and everything."

by mrfortner May 01, 2016

<8

“<8” means “love forever” or “a lot of love” :)

Lila - I LOVE YOU
Jess - I LOVE YOU TOO
Lila - <3
Jess - <8

by heartsforells April 30, 2021

-8

haha small pp

you've heard of 69, laughed at 420
Now I present to you -8 haha

by JoeBackhand December 08, 2020

8:8

You want to fuck someone with no strings attached and keep doing it.

Dude imma bout to 8:8 this bitch.

by BigBlackGlock June 28, 2017

<===8

A sideways smiling alien emoji.

Friend: Do you think aliens are real.
Other friend: <===8

by AngryPanda111 December 26, 2018

<===8

penis

:o<===8

by weinerbutt December 30, 2008