1st november

1st of november is now the official slap any girls ass day. If you slap any girls ass they cant be mad about it

boy: *slaps girls ass*
girl:wtf r u outta ur mind imma kill you fr🥰
boy:bro you cant be mad its 1st november aka slap any girls ass day >:)

by aliseirlose October 31, 2020

July 1st

People born on this day are some of the ugliest but sexiest people in the world with trash and amazing personalities

Hey are you a July 1st because your a awful but good person

by Cheese21ch October 15, 2019

September 1st

A day where Some great people were born, like Dr phil. not jungkook, tho.

Person 1: Yo, bro, it's about september 1st
Person 2: Dude, you're saying it's almost Dr phil's birthday?

by falcon punch 44 August 2, 2020

September 1st

A day when all og musically creators get together and make musicallys

Person 1: hey do you know what today is?
Person 2: yeah it’s September 1st you know that day
Person 1: oh yeah

by Arieisahoe42069 September 3, 2020

1st rb

nothing

stupid 1st rb

by NO ONE >!>!>!>!>!>! March 5, 2009

December 1st

a very, very, very important day for all men.

when one finally gets to nut, and let all kids let loose, a day to which the right hand feels more powerful than ever.

However this is only a day for men.

Girls: OMG ITS DECEMBER 1st!! You know what time it is ladies!
men: fuck off, less y’all got dicks

by the power gender November 9, 2019

January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019