Chris TDL

Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.

Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?

Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.

Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.

by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL May 21, 2021

Chromebook

A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.

Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.

Actually a computer worth nothing at all

by Eldoce May 3, 2019

Chrishelle

Chrishelle is very smart. She can have mood swings. She is good in bed. She can be nice at times. She wants to feel loved and needs a lot of attention. She would do anything for her the people she care for. She knows what it feels like when people are down. She give good advice to people in relationships. She try’s to to make people happy when they down. Don’t make her mad bc it’s very hard to make her happy again. She says mean thing that she don’t mean. She would do anything for people. It’s best to keep her around bc when she leaves she leaves. She is totally different and do what she thinks is right.

stranger: who is that

Friend:That’s chrishelle

Stranger:That’s wassam

Friend:she is different

Stranger: I want her

Friend:She is not that easy to get.

by Shelluse January 18, 2020

Chrust

The hardened/crusty layer that builds up on one's butthole after not maintaining cleanliness.

1. John's chrust was giving away a weird smell today on the bus.
2. I was going to eat Mary's ass, but I noticed her chrust and threw up on her.
3. Since I do not shower often, my mother recommends to use baby wipes after pooping so I do not form chrust.

by thecjcsoccer April 13, 2020

Chrissa

Is amazing, everyone thinks she's beautiful but she just doesn't see it. She has a stunning complexation. Is the nicest person you'll ever meet. Is always there for you. You need to have her in your life.

Idk how i could ever live without Chrissa, she's always there for me

by belle_gymnastics December 27, 2020

chronojobi

Something Josh says once on the YouTube channel LGIO.

I’ll give you a chronojobi.

by anonymous June 18, 2021

School Chromebook

Literaly the worst computer known to mankind

These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft

by Whitboi February 5, 2019