Albedo Torpedo

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021

liquorice torpedo

Large elongated nipples that become even more pronounced when erect

That girl has tits like watermelons & nips like liquorice torpedoes

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

Torpedo Torture

When one person indian burns there penis.

I heard people in prison torpedo torture each other for sexual enjoyment

by Craza Fool September 18, 2010

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021