Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

A hot girl walks by “ahhh mate she was criiiiisp!!!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

Crisp

Off-putting and fragile.

Maggie Gyllenhal was so crisp, her friends stopped talking to her.

by Deraj Hunan September 20, 2022

soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

Jay crisp

Jay is a bender and is really gay he’s bad at fortnite and loves a boy called Lewis and he is a weird person who licks nipples

Eww your a jay crisp yeou must be gay

by Foierrijoijeroujfeoufvr August 5, 2019

anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017