Bagel King

Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.

Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king

Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though

by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020

Rainbow Bagel

A Rainbow bagel is a homosexual/queer version of the breakfast item: Bagels

Yo, homesquare would you care for a rainbow bagel since you are openly queer.

by Johnnie Walkers Friend February 25, 2022

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023

Joe Bagel

#1 the proper spelling of Hoe Bag

#2 Sarah Lipiecki

No i was being serious! i know i'm not a Joe Bagel!

by deathsheep December 20, 2010

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012