by Dekker451 June 10, 2025
Get the maple MAGA mug.The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.
They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.
by Teafo November 28, 2024
Get the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA. mug.A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hat mug.a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.
by JustObservations July 29, 2024
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by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023
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They usually wear it on hats and tshirts which are red in color to symbolize the redness of their asshole after a good homosexual love making session.
They usually wear it on hats and tshirts which are red in color to symbolize the redness of their asshole after a good homosexual love making session.
Donald : Hey republican ron, have you seen my MAGA hat?
republican ron : No Donald, but why do you need to wear it?
Donald: how else will I let men know that i want them to fuck me in my asshole🥰
republican ron: I will also wear a MAGA hat now😍
republican ron : No Donald, but why do you need to wear it?
Donald: how else will I let men know that i want them to fuck me in my asshole🥰
republican ron: I will also wear a MAGA hat now😍
by Hesacunt December 26, 2023
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