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Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008
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Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.
by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020
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Dirty jakub

When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria
by Grandadshagger420 February 1, 2021
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Dirty Dolphin

When a man is about to put it in vaginally and accidentally knocks on the anal door. Her negative response sounds like flipper "eehh eehhh. eehh eehhh."
Kate and I had sex for the first time last night and I missed her pussy at first. I felt so sheepish about giving her a dirty dolphin.
by Lifeykins September 23, 2008
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dirty tiffany

when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found
when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big ass titty
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Dirty Randy

A unique tequila shot. Rather than licking the salt, taking the shot, and biting the lime... One instead snorts the salt, takes the shot, then squirts the lime into their eye. The same effect is achieved, but it is much more entertaining to those around you!
Holy shit dude, did you hear that Jake had a Dirty Randy two nights in a row? The guys at the bar thought he was fucking insane!!!
by AHordeOfJews June 7, 2014
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dirty lexi

Dirty Lexi, That bitch can suck like a shop vac but will not swallow
by Crow O May 6, 2019
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