This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity
Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*
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Get the Black ass mother fucker mug.Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!
by Mom's fan May 4, 2024
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Get the loose ball mother mug.When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.
by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015
Get the the mother answer. mug.Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
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Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
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