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tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
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dang your socks fell!

im so funny right? dang your socks fell!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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White socks

A slur for white people, referring to how their pasty little footsies
Man that’s why you crackers are always wearing white socks
by Tipper Dan November 3, 2023
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fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean
Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold
by Condoment February 23, 2017
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Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.
Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.
by Thier_x September 20, 2019
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Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.
Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.
by Doostick December 11, 2022
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Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.
Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”
by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025
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