Staring into another's eyes wistfully as though you'd like nothing more than to grab them by the hair and lay a heavy one on. Followed by jumping upon said person and having your wicked way with them!
FanGirl Gina: Dean and Cas DO NOT have the hots for each other.
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!
by sbenne March 2, 2014
Get the Eye!Sexmug. Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"
by G-Rizzle83 August 15, 2008
Get the sex taxmug. Lesbian sex for when two flat chested girls rub each other chests which mimics two chapatis being rubbed together.
by BlackLongMamba December 15, 2019
Get the CHAPATI SEXmug. When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019
Get the laundromat sexmug. The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
Person B: "Now."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
Get the The Ladder of Sexmug. Flora: I want cyber sex!
Rex: I want skype and sex!
Flora: How about cyber sex mixed with skype?
Rex: You mean skyper sex?!
Rex: I want skype and sex!
Flora: How about cyber sex mixed with skype?
Rex: You mean skyper sex?!
by Danny Blaine October 25, 2011
Get the skyper sexmug. Tim: Hey, did you see Jill and Ted before math class earlier today?
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
Joe: Yeah, theyre always having locker sex when Mrs. Murphupoles isnt looking
by ajaku May 17, 2009
Get the locker sexmug.