jacob

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019

Jacob

An obese man in high school

Did you see Jacobs fat ass today

by Coooooolgary February 1, 2022

Jacob

Is mine 😩😩😩

“jacob is so hot” me: “i know right but hes mine”

by ilikewomanalot September 23, 2021

Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle

I pulled a Jacob Doobie last night

by Doobie6 November 18, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.

Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.

by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

Jacob

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.

omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."

by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...

JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes

by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024