gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

by stockman09 April 13, 2011

Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007

Lost my Bird

Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.

Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.

by Tommy Supraman III August 28, 2009

get stoned with two birds

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

San Francisco Bird Feeder

To suck your own or another's cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Johnny begged Jacob to give him a San Francisco bird feeder last night.

by J. Francis June 6, 2010

Bird Call Beer Shoots

Making the sound of a bird call to inform other people about taking a beer shot with beer only.

“Prrrrrrr, hey Nicole, pour us some Burning Beard bird call beer shoots!”

by DicNicole March 8, 2023