mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.

oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

by baallyy January 14, 2010

douche nugget

or nugget of douche, this term can be used to describe a person who doesn't think before they speak. one who needs corrected on a daily basis because of how much of a douche they really are. this can also be used to describe a bite size douche

really douche nugget?

by charizard3 June 9, 2009

Mountain Douche

1. A song by the band Fecal Dick.
2. What you look like when you drink Mountain Dew.

1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.

2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010

douche bag

Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.

Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?

by HookedonPhonix August 1, 2005

Douche MacGyver

A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver

Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."

Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."

Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"

Person 2 "The coin slot"

by MikeB30 December 14, 2008

douche penis

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

Douche Box

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

by SakeMonke November 21, 2007