Bumping

When you are making out with someone with glasses and the glasses on that person “bump” against your face

Scott: “Hey emma i’m tryna be bumping you later”
Emma: “Ard bet!”

by Uncle Tacitus May 21, 2022

Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.

Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?

by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022

Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Bumplestiltskin

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022

Bumpy Cuddles

When two people have sex.

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?

by aaron88800 August 10, 2022

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 7, 2022