assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly

Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!

by JennTara February 2, 2016

Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'

Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.

by anonymous June 7, 2025

Asshole

The place from where your crap comes

Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers

by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018

Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler

Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?

by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020

Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.

Zack is being such an asshole!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013