Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Your Dad

Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids

The mom is usually happy

Will only return if you win the lottery

Your dad is gone and not coming back

by Nintenplushworld August 26, 2022

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022