Stinky Day

Tell your best friend that they are stinky

1:It’s Stinky Day!
2:Oh no...
1:You are ST I NKY

by Schifo_Rat_SPEED November 7, 2019

The Third Day

An insult used to offend saints, especially God

And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus

by A fucking dousebag at school December 10, 2019

Dirty Dai

After taking your car to a garage you realise that they haven't fixed the problem and your car also now smells of dick cheese

Fuck man, not only haven't the garage fixed my car... But they've given me a dirty Dai

by SwindonTony May 21, 2019

Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.

Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!

by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019

Weed Day

Weed day is a day that comes once a year on April 20th (4/20). It is better than weed time as weed time only occurs at 4:20 and 4/20 lasts a whole 24 hours. It is also Hitler's birthday and marks the anniversary of the columbine massacre.

Person 1: BRO are you excited for weed day tomorrow?
Person 2: YEAH DUDE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND I AM GONNA SMONK ALL DAY!

by TheSnapback April 19, 2020

Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

Father's Day

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers

Happy father's day dad!

by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020