Reheating the john 

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

Reheating the john by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

What the John?! 

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.

Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!

What the John?! by grammarpolice_# February 7, 2024

Bomba the Jungle Boy 

Bomba the Jungle Boy is from an eponymous old series of children’s books produced by the Stratemeyer Syndicate.

Bomba the Jungle Boy, is described as a boy with brown hair and brown eyes. Even though he was born in the US, he was stranded in the Amazon as a toddler.

Bomba the Jungle Boy by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Get the jizt

To understand the true meaning of the sentence and what the narrator means.

Oh got I understand what Fro is saying now. I get the jizt of what he means.

Get the jizt by womb raider February 27, 2024

Hitting the Joshy P 

When one decides to slap his girlfriend silly out of pure spite and anger, due to girlfriend not completing a task or completing a task incorrectly.

Jack was Hitting the Joshy P on his sister because she didn’t lube his butthole before she pegged him with the 12 inch strap on.

Hitting the Joshy P by Landonevans December 13, 2023

jiggle the joystick 

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

jiggle the joystick by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023

missed the joke 

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM FUCKING CANCELLING YOU

He missed the joke

missed the joke by browniesarecool January 1, 2024