Church Slut

The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Salon slut

You chris...it's you

Chris is a salon slut

by Owbwkoaagauoa August 8, 2017

slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

Job Slut

A woman who has lots of part time jobs involving just a few hours at each job per week

She is a real job slut - today she is working at the chemist, the bakery and tonight at the pub.

by greenie01 January 2, 2010

Slut book

A person who's emotions and feelings are extremely easy to read.

'You're like a slut book or something, everyone's checked you out and read you cover to cover.'

by tweekerss January 16, 2009

jesus slut

A girl who is incredibly religious and claims to be pure and holy, but also loves a huge helping of (usually black) dick.

"Did you hear about Stacy? Apparently after church she got rammed by three black dudes behind Wal-Mart. What a jesus slut."

by superdupernova September 12, 2013

Slut-load

Somewhere between three and seven men. Alternatively between five and twelve teenage boys.

How many guys can fuck this hoe at once?

About a slut-load.

by Home sizzle August 26, 2013