emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 11, 2017

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 09, 2021

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 05, 2023

hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014

Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year

Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley

by Bishopironside February 18, 2021

Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 23, 2024