n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla September 3, 2013
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(verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.
(verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's try to pimp the S-1070, exploit some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's try to pimp the S-1070, exploit some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.
boy a): you are a genius!
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Someone who clogs up their social communications promoting an endless stream of kickstarter campaigns.
"Oh no, there's Brian. He's such a kickstarter pimp!"
"Debbie texted me last night. I thought it was to talk about us, but she kickstarter pimped me instead."
"I haven't slept in days, all my friends and family have blocked me, and Kickstarter is my homepage. Oh no! I've become a kickstarter pimp!"
"Debbie texted me last night. I thought it was to talk about us, but she kickstarter pimped me instead."
"I haven't slept in days, all my friends and family have blocked me, and Kickstarter is my homepage. Oh no! I've become a kickstarter pimp!"
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