The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 4, 2013

Chip off the old block

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.

That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.

by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

Yea Old Sketchy Box.

The wooden crate in your head where all sketchy thoughts get flung to be dealt with at a later drug free date.

Wow that's weird... (I wonder if I'm slightly fried)

Yes indeed, it appears to be something for Yea Old Sketchy Box.

by Ma-nam-a-ray January 21, 2019

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

raging nine year old

A little piece a garbage that constantly screams into his mic and usually plays minecraft or call of duty black opps 3, also someone that older gamers troll to make viewers laugh.

Troller: *makes kid fall in lava on minecraft*
Raging nine year old: *earsplitting scream*

by DerpyCheezit September 20, 2017

13 year old mug

A mug that has been around for 13 years, what do you expect?

Nice 13 year old mug you got

by The trend follower November 27, 2017

Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021