Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jake Gyllenhaal <To> xXx <oT> Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Jake

Jake is dumb and yeah stupid

Jakes hella dumb

by Dumb lord July 16, 2019

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Jake

Big bean head nonce and no dick

James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”

by PaPa jimmy June 5, 2018

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A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019

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