ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018