Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

Da' dirty jesus

When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.

Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus

by johnny 99 July 12, 2009

Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009

The Second Coming of Jesus

When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.

Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!

by Seraph151 January 6, 2019

jesus is my homeboy

A catch phrase designed to capitalize on the up surge of fad-ish Jesus freaks inspired by The Passion Of The Christ.

The phrase Jesus is my homeboy is very superficial.

by NSM_13 July 14, 2005

for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous

So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010

Lord Jesus Christ

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

by God-bless-you April 18, 2007