All I need

A phrase that can be used when leaving a room or situation with an object in hand. The person states what they are leaving with saying that it is all they need. It is made funnier by grabbing another item and saying that this plus what the person already has in all they need.
Make popular in the 80's with Steve Martin in the Jerk

"I dont anything. Well maybe just this ashtray but thats all i need. And this paddle game. The Ashtry, the paddle game and this remote control. The ashtray the paddle game and the remote control is all i need."

by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com

Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.

by Prince of Darkness November 2, 2008

Well I gee

to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.

person 1: "wanna go get drunk tonight?"

person 2: "well I gee"

by dude1990 November 24, 2013

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

I want to die

When you like someone called jacob maurice because you are very dumb and feel sorry for the dumbass with that name

I want to die

by Jacob lol. September 12, 2020

i want to sleep

A sentence that is mostly used by college students.

"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."

by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017

I have a family

Something people say when they are in a life threatening situation

Please don't shoot, I have a family, look (pulls out wallet)

by BradPittHasLongHair May 28, 2017