I wouldn’t have missed

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.

“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”

“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”

Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section

by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025

You have to pay

Yep! Absolutely right Jordan! They gotta pay.

Hym "You have to pay. And guess what Jordan? YOU are gonna LOVE the retribution game. It's got choices... And sacrifices... And... Well, I don't want to give it all away before we get to that point but, hey, I guess you can say it's got surprises too! It's gonna be a lot of fun for the people who end up playing and I am SO GLAD that you guys decided to SIGN YOURSELVES UP FOR IT! It is going to be a blast! But DON'T TRY TO RUN! DO NOT TRY TO RUN! You are NOT going to like what happens if you try to run. I am going to become WILDLY less amenable to reason and that is going to happen INSANELY quickly when I find out you tried to flee. But it's cool. And THE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU GUYS... Is that it's PROBABLY not going to be lethal for, like, 90% of you! So. Most of you are going to live. Everybody who matters gets what they want. And we all keep on keepin on. What more could you want?"

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
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Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

Want to have to

That is a future tense assertion being used to describe a past tense action.

Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

im bored and have nothing to do

congrats, you are bored as me

im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025