Fuck a duck 

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.

"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."

Fuck a duck by Sean Bassett January 9, 2013

Snoop duckie duck 

Term is sung around fans of hip-hop and fans of Snoop dog in particular to convey the sheer stupidity of hip-hop names and culture.

"Snoop duckie duck, Qwack, Qwack!!"

Snoop duckie duck by Xenon 133 June 15, 2009

ducky duck ducky duck duck 

It's a duck that is ducky and a duck that is a ducky duck duck

Ducky duck ducky duck duck is amazing

ducky duck ducky duck duck by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 1, 2021

dodging duck 

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

dodging duck by poshbach December 9, 2008

Laughing Duck 

A very VERY sexy duck, his sexiness is too sexy for anyone

Hello BABY! Can i have some of dat laughing duck?

Laughing Duck by Sookaleedoda January 23, 2009

Thumb Duck 

The act of ducking your thumb down just as you're about to shake someone's hand. If done properly, your hand will slide past theirs, and they'll be left awkwardly grabbing your wrist, looking very confused.

Did you see that? I just thumb ducked the crap out of that chump.

Thumb Duck by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

Doom Duck 

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.

Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."

Doom Duck by The Bobamberon June 6, 2009