dicksperience

A word that decribes the backround and history/record of a girls experiences with dicks/penis's and/or sexual record.

1) Dude, she has MAJOR dicksperience.
2) I wonder if Betty has enough dicksperience to handle this (points to his dick)
3) Out of my dicksperiences, he's the biggest.

dicksperience by LACOCKROCK July 17, 2010

Dicksac 

The skin that surrounds ones dick

Show me your dicksac

Dicksac by The Tillerrr August 25, 2011

dickscuse 

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dicksquired 

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.

You just got dicksquired!

Dicksquired by Archebald December 23, 2020

Dicksilly 

describing the silly behavior of one after extremely satisfying or passionate sex. Can be male or female.

"Apparently her nickname is Hoover for a reason and he's all dicksilly about her."

Dicksilly by Katiesuewho June 9, 2021

Bob dickson

Emily khan looks like a bob Dickson

Here there you look like a bob dickson

Bob dickson by I like turtles plastic straws October 25, 2019

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Mega thunder dickslap by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019