canadian death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

by Super Guy March 22, 2004

marijuana death cube

N. A handmade hotbox in which one could sufficate to death. shortened to MDC

The 4 college students were found dead in a Marijuana Death Cube.

by thesnake18889 June 2, 2008

death bed brats

Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.

"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."

by Jolly Farm Revue October 18, 2006

Vulcan Death Grip

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006

Uber-death-muffin

The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids (a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caids has been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caids cured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!

Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!

GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!

by Douglas Adams42 June 1, 2009

dies of fucking death

A very tragic word that refers to dieing of death

bus driver: im gonna drive off to brazil
That one girl: dies of fucking death

by Thedierofdeather December 24, 2021

Sucking on a bucket of death

1) to be hungover
2) to be sick
3) to Generaly feel like shit
4) Oraly pleasing a 80 year old hooker

" man I was with your Grandma last night sucking on a bucket of death"

"man I'm sucking Sucking on a bucket of death this morning, fuckin tequilia."

by Mclovin27 January 21, 2008