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banging the fruit bowl 

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
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mall bangs 

A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
mall bangs by spinladen February 25, 2013
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purely bangkok 

A person who only sleeps with chicks with dick
Person 1: See Trevor hitting on that girl with the bulge in her jeans. We should warn him. Person 2: No man. Trevor is purely Bangkok. Don't worry
purely bangkok by Dexter Hulk April 27, 2019

Bigfoot banging 

To have sex with large men.
Wonda Wonderpig said she was going Bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!
Bigfoot banging by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.
My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.
LP The Banger by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017

Porn bangs 

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word
Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.
Porn bangs by On Dre January 6, 2011

bangwack 

When a situation is good and bad at the same time
Person 1: Safe
Person 2: Wagwan
Person 1: My yat caught me banging some fit other yat from the club
Person 2: Oh that is bangwack
bangwack by bellend bird number 2 December 29, 2009