air vent

when a small cold breeze floats up between the ass cheeks and into ones anal cavity

“I hate air vents, they are always so surprising and make my weewee small”

by airventedin1997 January 24, 2020

Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!

by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024

When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 15, 2021

air opera

yawning. similar to air guitar.

Look, that guy will fall asleep behind weels" "Nah, he's just practicing for the annual air opera contest

by naaaaaagz July 21, 2011

Canadian air wick

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass

You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick

by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020

air

something you fucking breathe, why are u searching air in urban dictionary, why are you searching it in the first place?

"oh look here, look at this air, looks like i know what thid thing is... UNLIKE SOMEONE"

by pruh______ January 6, 2021

arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

by why are russian girls so cute September 17, 2025