a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
by vitoman123 November 25, 2020
A half-gallon of Wawa Lemonade Tea.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.
by Ripticus April 08, 2009
The boss with whom a kind of unwitting intimacy springs up because he/she is one of those people who doesn’t get the concept of personal space, i.e. he/she comes too close when talking, and tends to brush shoulders when walking side by side.
by Fleur Consultancy February 25, 2009
A male who has created a Duggar amount of offspring that usually takes two men to create. Very fertile. A female has been known to get pregnant by using his toothbrush.
Barrett: Did you hear that Tim had another baby?
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix
by XxTwooxX October 10, 2018
by Weirdstuffiguess March 01, 2022
When the sweat on your back, seeps through your shirt and imprints a face, resembling a jack-o'-lantern.
by Mark-TWaine September 05, 2012
by I AM MR WHITE MAN April 26, 2009