Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.

today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested

Johanna Wagstaff by Soggy jane April 16, 2018

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saggy waggy

sacagawea's real name

lewis and clark traveled across america with saggy waggy

saggy waggy by saggy wagger June 6, 2018

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stupid wagon

When a girl is super thick, or in simpler words, is attractive

"Yo man, she got a stupid wagon"
"Damn right man"

stupid wagon by Tacocart June 13, 2018

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Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

Weasel wagon by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

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