Taint Pirate 

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

Taint Pirate by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006

Trained 

Getting gang banged

Delaney got trained by the entire football team

Trained by Kuvukiland November 4, 2020

Taint Strangle 

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

Taint Strangle by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008

Trainwreck 

A disaster that is foreseeable but unavoidable,
disastrous yet inevitable,
distasteful, but morbidly fascinating.
You don't want to stare,
but you just can't look away.
~.Trainwreck.~

Wow look at her, she's a hot as trainwreck

Trainwreck by Trainwreck/ADBxyt.com October 9, 2008

smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.

I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good

smelly taint by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011

taint 

The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!

His taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of his dance belt.

taint by Don C May 31, 2005

Midland traino 

Noun.

A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.

A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth

Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"

Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".

Dude 1 "let's drive instead".

Midland traino by BMX head December 9, 2008