That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
Get the Retard Tuesdaymug. by handicapedman December 15, 2019
Get the Retardmug. a slur used to discriminate against the disabled community by covering the meanings crippled, handicapped, disabled, incapacitated as well as stupid, unlikable, "slow", or thoughtless. through out the words history it has limited the identity of the disabled community, been used as an incorrect diagnosis, or used to limit the conceived capabilities of non verbal people, or simply as in insult to insinuate disabled people are stupid or insinuate stupid people are disabled
Britney: "is Dr. Phil doing real therapy?"
Nicole: "omfg Britney is such a retard, was she dropped as a baby? how could anyone think that???"
empathetic human: "woah Britney chill out, disabled people aren't stupid, and people you think are stupid aren't disabled. almost no unintentional statement deserves that, let's stop that and move on"
Britney: "XD XD XD XD triggered snow flake leftist libtard feminist MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA---- HDJFHZETGJICXHHKJFGDSF"
Nicole: "omfg Britney is such a retard, was she dropped as a baby? how could anyone think that???"
empathetic human: "woah Britney chill out, disabled people aren't stupid, and people you think are stupid aren't disabled. almost no unintentional statement deserves that, let's stop that and move on"
Britney: "XD XD XD XD triggered snow flake leftist libtard feminist MAGAMAGAMAGAMAGA---- HDJFHZETGJICXHHKJFGDSF"
by fuckitinnabucket November 20, 2021
Get the Retardmug. by Vbhfjtgjfgh September 11, 2020
Get the Retardmug. An extremist who loves his country so much that, he'll dismiss all crimes and negatives happening in the country under the flag of culture, heritage and religion. This behaviour is prevalent in the older gen and some retarded young people of India.
Ram: I wish I could've married Violina.
John: She's 15, you're 30
Ram: The rich culture of India is lost, we used to marry children and make 10 kids out of her. I wish people didn't westernize India, maybe then I could've married her.
John: There's a limit to patriotism, but now, you're just a retard. A retarded patriot.
John: She's 15, you're 30
Ram: The rich culture of India is lost, we used to marry children and make 10 kids out of her. I wish people didn't westernize India, maybe then I could've married her.
John: There's a limit to patriotism, but now, you're just a retard. A retarded patriot.
by Bla_nk June 2, 2021
Get the Retarded patriot.mug. by panicboi420 May 22, 2019
Get the retardmug. Sped kid: *playing fortnite*
Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard
Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?
Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts
Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?
Guy: nah im not a cop
Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop
Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?
Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*
Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART
Sped kid: what the fuck...
Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard
Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?
Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts
Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?
Guy: nah im not a cop
Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop
Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?
Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*
Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART
Sped kid: what the fuck...
by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023
Get the Retardmug.