penis snatch

when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place

Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."

by Clark West January 27, 2009

mobius penis

A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.

I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!

by telekinetic November 11, 2008

penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)

Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.

by lozfaz January 11, 2014

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017

penis trinkle

When something turns you on so much a little baby gravy comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trinkle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

Ocean Penis

The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.

When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).

by Mr. Stufalotopuss April 1, 2010