A very interesting and comedic streamer who you should watch on Twitch and means someone who is “packing” and amazing
by Hatkid July 2, 2021
Get the Hat kidmug. Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
by drtickles April 21, 2011
Get the Tomato Hatmug. The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022
Get the Poop Hatmug. by hat saggah November 10, 2011
Get the hat sagmug. A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.
The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
Get the Tinfoil Hatmug. “He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
Get the Salisbury Top Hatmug. After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016
Get the Smurf hatmug.