DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.
by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019
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someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back
dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:
by mike hawks smol January 28, 2020
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Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.
fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)
by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 06, 2021
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Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)
Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY
by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022
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Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad
by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019
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dad

someone that u dont have
by truthsucksdog June 21, 2019
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