bob ross secret

A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it

"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"

by Dehydratedninja March 4, 2023

Bob

Fat bald white man with issues

Your acting like bob rn

by It’s Britney bitch November 5, 2019

Kids Bob

Brainwashing.

Kids Bob is Rubbish.

by Bees Wasps March 19, 2021

Dih Bobbing

A sexual position consisting of primarily two males. One partner is on their knees looking up and the other stands above them and drops their nuts into the other persons mouth.

"Me and Brayden were Dih Bobbing last night and it was so hot!

by SoyChudBoi420 October 9, 2025

Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

big head bob

Metaphor: Imperfection. Someone who struggles at first. Fails repeatedly until they learn how to take a deep breath and transform their weakness into strength.

Yo, Big Head Bob take a breath.
Why are you being such a Big Head Bob?

by iamBigHeadBob November 22, 2021

Bob

A person who is half asian and half white man who has decided it’s a good idea to say everything that is on his mind all at once and has given his full consent for this :)

Bob overdosing on umbrellas doesn't make you anymore dry than u are

-from “friend” Bob 2023

by Blobertisdepressed69 March 24, 2023