Take a Dump 

It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store

Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump

Take a Dump by Vivister March 22, 2010

Spit take 

The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.

The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.

Spit take by Mangratebuy1 February 15, 2012

take a bite out of her apple

the eat of her vaginal orifice - rambo

"im glad Alexis is a clean girl, id love to take a bite out of her apple!" -rambo

take a bite out of her apple by -rambo September 17, 2014

take mans twix by force 

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.

Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.

Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.

Prisoner 2: Seems fair.

take mans twix by force by Manshower October 13, 2018

Take her to paris 

If you love a girl and want to be charming and caring you have to fuck her from behind. This sexual position is very arousing and makes girls orgasum hard core.

Being defined If you love a girl and want to be charming and caring you have to fuck her from behind. This sexual position is very arousing and makes girls orgasum hard core.

I am going to take my Bitch to paris tonight. She's gunna love it.

I am going to make my bitch cum when I take her to Paris with me

Take her to paris by Adrianbbbbbbbbbbbbbcock January 3, 2018

take sniffs 

take sniffs is used in a similar fashion as 'lick my nuts' - except instead of suggesting the licking of nuts, take sniffs refers to the sniffing of nuts. its said either as a response to something, or at the end of a sentence to add effect.

"dude - i just had a yums ass pizza all to myself - take sniffs"



or


guy A: "dude...your an a**hole"

guy B: "oh yeah? well you have no friends and masturbate to pokemon puzzle league porno silver edition in your free time so take sniffs"



or


"take a sniff'a deez nuts bitch, im home - now make me a sandwich"

take sniffs by niggalobotomy March 27, 2009

Take your head for a shit 

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

Take your head for a shit by The Galavanters June 20, 2009