Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014

take him up top

Rob, swindle, scam

“I need to find an old man and take him up top for these expensive text books !

by Anilaz33 August 24, 2020

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.

A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

by currybomb July 27, 2010

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010