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person

a person. a person is, well, a person. you are a person reading this behind the screen. i can talk to people, but not through the interwebs. we can only call, text, and facetime. cheese is something commonly eaten by persons. poop is something that comes out of a person's ass. babies are tiny objects that come out of a person's vagina and grow up to be another person. people have existed since God created the planet earth. jehosus died for the sins people committed. the first people were adam and eve. the last people were andrew and ella. person; a word of meaning.
"damn, look at dat person. they thicc"
"class, a person is a being that is seen as holy and may kill any creature that is not of its rank."
"i tink jenna was tawking in third person."
"pe pe pe person"
by Jehosus December 30, 2018
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Person 29

He's mad because he's not Person 30
Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Tooftreef December 15, 2023
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Person

Something that is not allowed to exist.
Person
by Adobe REE December 25, 2022
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person

a person that's alive.

like you. you're a human, and you're alive.

some people (plural for person) are also not alive
person: Hey i'm a person!!
person: Me too!!
by iiqxlvs fan November 4, 2021
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Your favorite person#1728

this person is friends with a mentally deranged 'person' . dont believe me? check the only other defenition. like wtf is that
dont search Your favorite person#1728 on urban dictionary, you will see horros
by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022
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Homeless person

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024
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