meat-cock 

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

meat-cock by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

Meat Gargler 

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

Meat Gargler by Skinny dick February 10, 2020

Meat Lover

Someone who prefers the meat of another man. Especially raw meat

X2 Finest. Meat Lover.

Meat Lover by Captain Spaghetti February 12, 2020

Meat bell 

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

Meat bell by voroxity February 14, 2020

Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck

"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"

Meat Log by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020

meat seat street 

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

meat seat street by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

meat moth 

When the labia minora resembles a moth with its wings spread; the roast beef curtains form the shape of a moth when laid out

“Dude, she pulled her panties off and laid back and I thought there was a meat moth between her legs.”

meat moth by Omhele February 28, 2020