Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

by Theslutcum June 27, 2022

soaps dad

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did you mean milk?

by furrykitty July 3, 2022

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022