Busch cocking

Bush cocking: shotgunning busch tall cans then blow every dude you're with

Went hunting for bush chickens with the guys, but we ended up Busch cocking instead.

by BonnyShakes October 4, 2018

Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.

I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.

by Freaky-P January 24, 2010

cock taser

Cock taser: Any person or object that abruptly ends a man's erection, as a taser would if it were applied during a moment of sexual excitement.

A lady turned me on on my way to work, but then I bumped into a co-worker, a real gargoyle and cock taser, so I lost all interest in sex, perhaps permanently.

by Mild7 October 14, 2019

road cock

When your cock gets, like, shrivelled when you're in a road trip or driving for a while y'know?

- William

"Yeah bro, I'm gonna get hella road cock when I go up to the Gold Coast."
- Khan

by notconga January 13, 2022

Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment

How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ

by TypicalChav July 14, 2020

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020